Archive for April, 2009

Without Clothes

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes, but never realize that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes..LOL!

Sa Restaurant

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Sa Restaurant:

JUAN: miss, my langaw sa

arrozcaldo ko!

MISS: Sa halagang limang piso, ano iniexpect mo!? May Man0k!?

Waaaahhh!

t0p 5 n knse2losan ng mga ba2e

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

t0p 5 n knse2losan ng mga ba2e;

5. BASKETBALL

–>tmA bAng unAhin un kEsa gf?

4. D0TA

–>cgE! adik n e!

3. KTXT N GIRL

–>dpAt gf lng wla ng epal!

2.BARKADA

–>dpb cla ngsa2wa pur0 mukha nlang ng isat-isa nki2ta nia.

at ang nNgu2na s lhat.,

1.EX-GIRLFRIEND

–>db pAst iS pAst?bket nki2sAh0g p, iNientErtAin nmAn ng iSa!

–>pAs 2 oL girLs oUtder,s0 dEy cn Laf at dEmseLves nd pr0ve dat dEy r k0rEk!

PASS DIS 2 B0YS 2 KN0W WAT DEY R D0ING.,ü

Living In Simplicity

Monday, April 27th, 2009

It’s amazing t0 realize that living in simplicity gives true c0ntentment.

We g0 as we c0me t0 this w0rld. In the end, n0thing is 0urs t0 keep.

S0, let’sshare what we have. Smiles, kn0wledge, hugs, g0od w0rds, time, l0ve.

L0ve m0re.. Hate less..

Ign0re damn critics…gud morning;-)

When God Is In Your Heart

Monday, April 27th, 2009

wHeN GOD

iS iN

yOuR hEaRt,

iT iS

tHe MoSt

FuLfiLLiNg LiFe

YoU cAn LiVe..

WaLk iN

HIS wAyS

& yOu WiLL tRuLy

ApPrEciAtE

aLL tHe DaYs

HE giVeS yOu! Gudam!

Peanut Butter and Jam Sandwich

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

One of the truly wonderful benefits of being in the Philippines is the ability to have maids to help with the housework and more.  This is especially true for a single guy like myself.

Over time, I have learned that culture and language barriers can cause some challenges and also some amusing situations.

The other day I sent my helper a text message requesting she send over a lunch to the office I was visiting.  I asked her to make me a peanut butter and jam sandwich, along with some other items.

When my lunch arrived, I unpacked it and got ready to eat.  I noticed in the plastic container there were two sandwiches.  This was a bit out of the ordinary, and my helper knows I only eat one.  So I took the two sandwiches out and inspected them.

One sandwich had peanut butter on it.

One sandwich had jam on it.

Later I explained to her that peanut butter and jam sandwich is one sandwich containing both peanut butter and jam ;)

Monkies and Girls – Boys and Rats

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Mönkies and girls r d same dey olweys fyt over a banana. smilarly rats and boys r dsame dey r olwys luking 4 new holes. Bles ur naughty mindg ahaha!gdpm

If Life Is A Game

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

If life is a game, I pray u win.

If life is a journey, I pray u walk on roses.

If life is joy, I pray u always smile!

Whatever life is, I pray 4u d best!

It Takes Time in Luv

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

It takes three seconds to say I love you, three minutes to explain, three hours to demonstrate, three days to appreciate, three terms to produce it, but a lifetime to prove it.

Never Give Up

Friday, April 24th, 2009

“nvr gve up”

-in

wtevr

u

do,

in

wtevr

u

aim…

in

d

thngs

uv prayd 4,

beliv &

nvr stop

blvng…

4 gud

thngs

came wen

we almost

fil lyk

gving up…evng.;-)