When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
Archive for May, 2009
Guess
Sunday, May 31st, 2009PMA Cadet
Thursday, May 28th, 2009Pedro: Pare may tsimis na may bading ditto sa dorm natin.
Juan: Huh! Sino?
Pedro: Sasabihin ko sa iyo pero kiss muna.
mskt pg inagawan
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009mskt pg
inagawan
k
db?
mskt pg
nLoko
k
db?
mskt pg
pnaasa
k?
pro
ms
mskt
pg
umiiws xa kht rmdm n rmdm
mu,
n my
CHEESEBURGER xang dLa!
KADAMUTAN
db?
Whatever you give a woman
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
Keep Right
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009Relationships are like traffic signs 1-way, 2-way, do not enter, no U turn, no left turn, but the best so far is give way and keep right.
Put GOD on top of everything
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009Put GOD on top of everything
today & let Him take charge of all ur plans.
Then you’ll see
how beautiful
His ways are,
& His unending Love..
Gud mOrning!
Like My Coffee
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009LIKE my coffee
this morning,
i pray
that your day be
a blend
of d finest brew
of blessings;
May God guide your way
& keep you
safe always!
Gu mØwnin’.
G0d BlesS.ü
Qualities Of Perfect BF..
Friday, May 8th, 2009qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend… Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic,
Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.
Small World
Tuesday, May 5th, 2009evrytime
i hear
people say,
“wht a small world”
i kept on 1dring..
f d world is small..
den,y is 8 most
people havnt found
wt makes dem
hapi??
A Morning Smile
Monday, May 4th, 2009a m0rning smile wil
recharge
u wid
tireleSs
energy 2 go
thru
d
day.
Let GOD’s
providence
b a reminder
dat HE
prepared
d beSt
4u
2day.
g0od am! God bles u!