F u c ur bf/gf
fLirtin’ w/sm1. .
LapiTn m xa hiLain at pgpagin ang damit & sAy. .”bAby q,an0 kb
nMn?mLki ka n
ngLLr0 k pRn ng
bAsura. .i t0Ld u
its dirty!”
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I Told U Its Dirty
Sunday, June 28th, 2009The Moon
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009look
the moon is looking at you!
see
stars are shining 4 u!
hear
birds are singing 2 u!
listen
my heart is saying to you..
“I MISS U”
Guess
Sunday, May 31st, 2009When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
PMA Cadet
Thursday, May 28th, 2009Pedro: Pare may tsimis na may bading ditto sa dorm natin.
Juan: Huh! Sino?
Pedro: Sasabihin ko sa iyo pero kiss muna.
mskt pg inagawan
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009mskt pg
inagawan
k
db?
mskt pg
nLoko
k
db?
mskt pg
pnaasa
k?
pro
ms
mskt
pg
umiiws xa kht rmdm n rmdm
mu,
n my
CHEESEBURGER xang dLa!
KADAMUTAN
db?
Whatever you give a woman
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
Keep Right
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009Relationships are like traffic signs 1-way, 2-way, do not enter, no U turn, no left turn, but the best so far is give way and keep right.
Put GOD on top of everything
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009Put GOD on top of everything
today & let Him take charge of all ur plans.
Then you’ll see
how beautiful
His ways are,
& His unending Love..
Gud mOrning!
Like My Coffee
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009LIKE my coffee
this morning,
i pray
that your day be
a blend
of d finest brew
of blessings;
May God guide your way
& keep you
safe always!
Gu mØwnin’.
G0d BlesS.ü
Qualities Of Perfect BF..
Friday, May 8th, 2009qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend… Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic,
Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.