Bakit

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

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umiiws xa kht rmdm n rmdm

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CHEESEBURGER xang dLa!

KADAMUTAN

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Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend… Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic,
Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

Sa math class.

Titser: Juan, kung ako’y my 5 n ank s unang aswa at 10 nman pnglwa, at 3 sa pangatlo mron akong?

Juan: kalandian!! Isa kang kerengkeng mam!.

Sa Restaurant:

JUAN: miss, my langaw sa

arrozcaldo ko!

MISS: Sa halagang limang piso, ano iniexpect mo!? May Man0k!?

Waaaahhh!

t0p 5 n knse2losan ng mga ba2e;

5. BASKETBALL

–>tmA bAng unAhin un kEsa gf?

4. D0TA

–>cgE! adik n e!

3. KTXT N GIRL

–>dpAt gf lng wla ng epal!

2.BARKADA

–>dpb cla ngsa2wa pur0 mukha nlang ng isat-isa nki2ta nia.

at ang nNgu2na s lhat.,

1.EX-GIRLFRIEND

–>db pAst iS pAst?bket nki2sAh0g p, iNientErtAin nmAn ng iSa!

–>pAs 2 oL girLs oUtder,s0 dEy cn Laf at dEmseLves nd pr0ve dat dEy r k0rEk!

PASS DIS 2 B0YS 2 KN0W WAT DEY R D0ING.,ü