Bakit » humor http://www.bakit.com Anything and Everything about the Philippines Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:20:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Guess http://www.bakit.com/guess/ http://www.bakit.com/guess/#comments Sun, 31 May 2009 02:26:00 +0000 angie http://www.bakit.com/?p=249 When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

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umiiws xa kht rmdm n rmdm

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CHEESEBURGER xang dLa!

KADAMUTAN

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Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

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recharge

u wid

tireleSs

energy 2 go

thru

d

day.

Let GOD’s

providence

b a reminder

dat HE

prepared

d beSt

4u

2day.

g0od am! God bles u!

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Titser: Juan, kung ako’y my 5 n ank s unang aswa at 10 nman pnglwa, at 3 sa pangatlo mron akong?

Juan: kalandian!! Isa kang kerengkeng mam!.

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JUAN: miss, my langaw sa

arrozcaldo ko!

MISS: Sa halagang limang piso, ano iniexpect mo!? May Man0k!?

Waaaahhh!

]]> http://www.bakit.com/sa-restaurant/feed/ 0 t0p 5 n knse2losan ng mga ba2e http://www.bakit.com/t0p-5-knse2losan-ng-mga-ba2e/ http://www.bakit.com/t0p-5-knse2losan-ng-mga-ba2e/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:15:32 +0000 admin http://www.bakit.com/?p=361 t0p 5 n knse2losan ng mga ba2e;

5. BASKETBALL

–>tmA bAng unAhin un kEsa gf?

4. D0TA

–>cgE! adik n e!

3. KTXT N GIRL

–>dpAt gf lng wla ng epal!

2.BARKADA

–>dpb cla ngsa2wa pur0 mukha nlang ng isat-isa nki2ta nia.

at ang nNgu2na s lhat.,

1.EX-GIRLFRIEND

–>db pAst iS pAst?bket nki2sAh0g p, iNientErtAin nmAn ng iSa!

–>pAs 2 oL girLs oUtder,s0 dEy cn Laf at dEmseLves nd pr0ve dat dEy r k0rEk!

PASS DIS 2 B0YS 2 KN0W WAT DEY R D0ING.,ü

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Over time, I have learned that culture and language barriers can cause some challenges and also some amusing situations.

The other day I sent my helper a text message requesting she send over a lunch to the office I was visiting.  I asked her to make me a peanut butter and jam sandwich, along with some other items.

When my lunch arrived, I unpacked it and got ready to eat.  I noticed in the plastic container there were two sandwiches.  This was a bit out of the ordinary, and my helper knows I only eat one.  So I took the two sandwiches out and inspected them.

One sandwich had peanut butter on it.

One sandwich had jam on it.

Later I explained to her that peanut butter and jam sandwich is one sandwich containing both peanut butter and jam ;)

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