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Mönkies and girls r d same dey olweys fyt over a banana. smilarly rats and boys r dsame dey r olwys luking 4 new holes. Bles ur naughty mindg ahaha!gdpm

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Your future relies

ON your

dreams..

so,

Tulog lang!

mgtatagumpay ka rin!

SEx

s

my

fvorite!

I

do

it

rgularly.

I Do

it

& I feel

good!

I

enjoy it

& I’m

healthy.

I’ll

die

w/out

SEX!

S-leep

E-at

X-cercise.

kaya

magSEX

ka

lagi ha!

Women listen to music because they are in love. Men listen to music because they want to fall in love.

You can be a doctor and save lives, A lawyer and defend lives.. A soldier and protect lives.. Or Simply be yourself..Horny and create lives..

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

PULUBI: Nurse, pls brng me a hot water bag. My toes are as cold as ice.

NURSE: (Insulted) You’re askng d wrong nurse! I hapen to be d head nurse..

PULUBI: E di utusan mo ung foot nurse! Npakasungit mo nman, mlay q ba na pra sa ulo ka lng?!